At SuperStrollers, we’re here for you, new parents. That’s why we’ve designed the world’s safest stroller with effortless steering and ample storage that’ll take you from the playground to the grocery store with ease. The best part? It’s super easy to fold as long as you have an advanced STEM degree.
To fold the stroller so it fits in your trunk, unbuckle your little one. Then, using the hand that isn’t holding your baby, execute the press and twist. Simply click the button that’s hidden under the seat cover while simultaneously twisting the handlebar that’s an arm’s length away by understanding and relying on angular momentum.
Seriously? How can you not figure this out?
It’s probably because you’re not a good parent. A good mom or dad would intuitively know how to maneuver the two-hand close with one hand and would definitely have an understanding of the big crunch, which is both the physics needed to close the SuperStroller and also the theory that the ultimate fate of the universe is to collapse into a black hole singularity.
You spent hours researching baby strollers, reading safety reports, and scouting sales. Did you consider studying basic quantum physics instead?
All you need to do to fold the SuperStroller is lift the lock, pull the lever, and apply Newton’s second law of motion.
Parents rave about our stroller’s all-wheel suspension and multiple beverage holders. Best of all, you can carry the SuperStroller around once you collapse it, as long as you have superior spatial reasoning and a functional pelvic floor.
Try folding it again. This time, stay calm. Remember, babies mirror our nervous systems, and we’d hate for the little one to get all out of sorts because you cannot figure out how to close our stroller, a task that requires a passing grade from an undergraduate-level physics course and a full night’s sleep.
There you go. Now you’ve got a collapsed stroller that you can tote anywhere. With the stroller over one shoulder, the diaper bag on the other, and a crying baby in between, you’ll be ready for your first post-delivery breakdown at the coffee shop.
And remember, to unfold your stroller, simply scream into the void.
