What band is always in a hurry?
Rush
Which guitarist had the sauciest riffs?
Spagh-Eddie Van Halen
Why did AC/DC cancel their pool party?
Thunder struck.
What is Dark Side of the Moon about?
It’s about forty-three minutes.
Bon Jovi has a new diet where you eat one fruit a day.
It’s called “living on a pear.”
How much dental work did the members of Boston need?
More than a filling.
What did Freddie Mercury say when he saw an ocean of soda?
“Is this the real life or is this Fanta-sea?”
Duran Duran: “I’m hungry like the wolf.”
Dad: Hi, “Hungry Like The Wolf.” I’m Dad.
Why does Bono never take his glasses off?
He still hasn’t found what he’s looking for.
Why can’t you trust Stairway to Heaven?
It’s clearly up to something.
What did the lead singer of Kansas tell his estranged child that the vultures were eating?
Carrion, my wayward son.
Why does Home Depot let its employees drop acid?
It helps them appreciate the Doors.
Son: Is that Neil Young?
Dad: No, that Neil old.
Which Talking Heads’ song was re-recorded for the Irish market?
Psych O’Killer.
We had a hair band once…
But we had to cut it.
