“Gregg Phillips, President Trump’s appointee overseeing disaster response, insists he was once teleported from his home to a Georgia Waffle House.”
—Yahoo News
Pete Hegseth: Frat party to a bathroom floor
Stephen Miller: Transylvania to Washington, DC
Tulsi Gabbard: Russia to the Fulton County Election Office
Linda McMahon: Friday Night Smackdown to your child’s public school classroom
Greg Bovino: 1942 Germany to present-day America
JD Vance: His marital bed to a Raymour & Flanigan
Sean Duffy: Real World/Road Rules Challenge set to the Department of Transportation—and very likely back again
Markwayne Mullin: Anger management class to Rand Paul’s front yard
Pam Bondi: Epstein Island to the document-shredding room
Russell Vought: Hell to Earth
Kristi Noem: DHS to an unknown location in the western hemisphere
Susie Wiles: In an inexplicable coincidence, also from her home to a Georgia Waffle House
Marco Rubio: A Senate position in which he stood up to Trump, to an administration position in which he is too afraid to tell Trump his correct shoe size
RFK Jr.: Way too many to mention
