1. There’s a turkey neck situation. 2. Is it four thousand degrees in the kitchen, or … Thanksgiving or Perimenopause?Read more
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I Am the Judge, Jury, and Executioner (Due to Recent Budget Cuts)
Who dares enter my domain!? Don’t you know who I am? You think a lowly peon … I Am the Judge, Jury, and Executioner (Due to Recent Budget Cuts)Read more
Contrary to Rumors, Apple Will Continue Broadcasting ‘Friday Night Baseball’
Anthony Castrovince, reporting for MLB.com on the new broadcast rights agreement that will cover the next … Contrary to Rumors, Apple Will Continue Broadcasting ‘Friday Night Baseball’Read more
Cloudflare’s Uptime
Miguel Arroz, on Mastodon: Unpopular opinion, apparently: companies like Cloudflare and Amazon provide very high quality … Cloudflare’s UptimeRead more
Apple Announces Finalists for the 2025 App Store Awards
Apple Newsroom: Finalists in the Mac App of the Year category provided users with powerful tools … Apple Announces Finalists for the 2025 App Store AwardsRead more
Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince Explains, in Detail, and Apologizes for Yesterday’s Global Outage
Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince: The issue was not caused, directly or indirectly, by a cyber attack … Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince Explains, in Detail, and Apologizes for Yesterday’s Global OutageRead more
How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason Voorhees
“President Trump assailed an American journalist in the Oval Office on Tuesday for asking Saudi Arabia’s … How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason VoorheesRead more
Tim Cook Among Attendees of Last Night’s Black-Tie White House Dinner Honoring Journalist-Murdering Tyrant Mohammed bin Salman of Saudi Arabia
The New York Times: The world’s richest man. One of the world’s most famous soccer players. … Tim Cook Among Attendees of Last Night’s Black-Tie White House Dinner Honoring Journalist-Murdering Tyrant Mohammed bin Salman of Saudi ArabiaRead more
Things My Tween’s Friends Probably Aren’t Saying During Their Sleepover at Our House
“Your parents keep such a clean and tidy house. You’d never know they have kids.” “No … Things My Tween’s Friends Probably Aren’t Saying During Their Sleepover at Our HouseRead more
Who Said It: The Hell Priest Pinhead or Olivia Nuzzi?
“Olivia Nuzzi did it all for love. The former political journalist has written a combustive portrait … Who Said It: The Hell Priest Pinhead or Olivia Nuzzi?Read more
