From the people behind Books, come Books, For Men.
Books, For Men have thick, sturdy pages. Built for a man’s eyeballs.
Books, For Men are nonfiction. Imagination is not For Men.
Books, For Men involve a subtitle, and that subtitle involves the phrase “Suicide Mission.”
Available formats for Books, For Men include hardcover (for use as a bludgeoning weapon) or e-book (for sale on the blockchain).
Books, For Men are often about shipwrecks.
Books, For Men are sort of like YouTube videos, but without the visuals, and then written down.
The pages in Books, For Men come from the harsh papermill operations of remote Siberia—something you can read about in Books, For Men.
Women are allowed to read Books, For Men. Theoretically, at least.
A wide variety of topics can be explored in Books, For Men, including military history, corporate scandals, business strategy, and the scandalous corporate history of the military strategy business.
Women are allowed to write Books, For Men, as long as they are Barbara Tuchman.
The font in Books, For Men is BOLD.
Most Books, For Men take place “At the Brink of Madness,” “On the Eve of World War I,” or both.
Books, For Men can be enjoyed with a bourbon, a black coffee, or any drink you like to sip by the roaring fire, waiting for the blizzard to pass.
James Patterson calls Books, For Men “an unputdownable tale of courage and peril.”
Books, For Men are sort of like the incline bench press of literature.
Books, For Men include the novelizations of Gladiator, Unforgiven, and other Movies, For Men.
Books, For Men are full of blood (much like Men).
For your reference, the center of Books, For Men includes glossy black-and-white photos of a young Teddy Roosevelt and a map of the Battle of Stalingrad.
Books, For Men are not to be confused with Books, For Boys, which are for a younger audience, and also don’t exist.
In some ways, Books, For Men are a return to form, because the earliest Books were entirely for Men (e.g., the Bible).
Books, For Men are 60 percent off, because they are not selling well.
Enjoy books for, and about, men? Stay tuned for frequent McSweeney’s contributor Tom Ellison’s alpha-male satire, MAN–THOLOGY, by Chud Buffly, coming November 2026 from Quirk Books.
