What time is kickoff?
The Bad Bunny concert kicks off around 8:00 or 8:30 p.m., but there will be pre-concert entertainment starting at 6:30 p.m. from one group called the “New England Patriots” and another called the “Seattle Seahawks.”
Will I still be able to enjoy the Bad Bunny concert featuring football if I don’t know the rules?
Yes. Besides, the rules are simple. When Bad Bunny says “¡Canta!” you sing. When Bad Bunny says “¡Baila!” you dance.
Is there any terminology I should brush up on in order to better appreciate the Bad Bunny concert featuring football?
While not strictly necessary, it doesn’t hurt to know a few basic terms, like “fumble” (what most white people in the audience will do to the Spanish words they’re trying to sing), or “stiff arm” (what you will likely wake up with tomorrow morning after dancing too hard during the concert).
What are the betting odds for the Bad Bunny concert featuring football?
Here are a few popular predictions across betting sites:
- The television closed captioning puts “[Singing in Spanish]” for the entire concert instead of any actual lyrics (-400)
- At some point during the performance, the camera cuts to notorious Bad Bunny fan, John Hamm (dubbed “Juan Jamon”), somewhere in the crowd, having the time of his life (+125)
- Over/Under on the number of angry Truth social rants President Trump goes on throughout the course of the night (12)
- Bad Bunny is crowned MVP (Most Valuable Puerto Rican) (-1000)
Why will football be featured during the Bad Bunny concert?
The Bad Bunny concert is fantastic exposure for the NFL and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to put the game of American football in front of fans of the biggest musical artist in the world.
How much is the National Football League paying Bad Bunny for the privilege of playing football during and after his concert?
In what can only be described as a display of unprecedented magnanimity, Bad Bunny has allowed the National Football League to showcase their sport at his concert for free.
Why will ICE be present at the Bad Bunny concert featuring football?
The Bad Bunny concert featuring football is the perfect opportunity to arrest thousands of dangerous criminals and freeloaders who pose a grave threat to America, whether it’s climate-polluting oil executives, parasitic private equity portfolio managers, or society-destroying tech broligarchs. But, sadly, ICE will be at the concert looking for working-class immigrant families who would never be able to afford to attend anyway.
Is the Bad Bunny concert featuring football the same thing as “The All-American Halftime Show”?
Yes. Bad Bunny is Puerto Rican and therefore American, so his concert is an all-American halftime show. Anything else that happens to be on television at the same time, whether it’s reruns of CSI: Las Vegas or a competing live music event, will no doubt be completely overshadowed to the point where one has to wonder whether there’s any point to airing it.
Who is most likely to win the Bad Bunny concert featuring football?
The Bad Bunny concert featuring football will be a much-needed win for America. In terms of the football, though, unfortunately, probably the Pats.
