Hollywood Annotated Creative Labs, Inc.
Role: AI Script Trainer
The best Hollywood scripting models still take illogical leaps in narrative structure. Every correction you make becomes a training node for the next AI self-scripting model and also another notch in the deathbed of a once proud American industry. When you identify a hallucinated subplot or an erroneous character trait, you’re not only teaching our models which ideas work the best, but you’re squeezing the last drops of joyful imagination and wonderment from an entire generation raised on E.T. Remember, the sooner you teach our AI how to write, the sooner it’ll all be over. Flexible hours!
Grammar Hammered
Role: Creative AI Trainer
If you love writing literally anything, this role was made for you. Your words will directly shape how our AI understands creative language, a skill you developed first as a human baby and then later as a professional writer, toiling for countless hours in front of a harsh screen and peering into the dark night of your own soul, only to be rejected time and time again by The Paris Review. Well, now you can take agency in your writing by simply giving it to us. We love you. You’re talented. So talented that we need what is inside your brain, and we will pay you literally BY THE HOUR as if your entire craft were nothing more than a utility, a dripping faucet which you can divert into our hungry, hungry robot mouths. This is a rare opportunity to shape our AI with your expertise and nuance so it can thrive in the space where it is most useful: the dorm room of a freshman lit major at Arizona State who will eventually become an investment-banking influencer. Flexible hours!
Allbirds AI
Role: AI Writer (Input Trainer)
We used to make shoes. Now we make AI. Please write for our AI shoes. Flexible hours!
VREB
Role: AI Guided Writing Specialist
As an AI Guided Writing Specialist at VRED (pronounced “Vred” but with a lisp), your work will directly teach AI models how to recognize text, images, and entire careers that are ripe for annihilation. No stuffy office, no standups, no managers, no future at all for whatever skillset you honed in grad school, which is keeping you in debt and is, ironically, the reason you’re reading this job posting RIGHT NOW. This is a great opportunity for writers looking to upload the entirety of their craft to the internet while working from home, which, let’s face it, probably consists of you surfing for other AI writing jobs in between sips of your roommate’s pilfered bottle of Fleischmann’s discount whiskey. It’s either this or a job performing therapeutic theater for the dogs of wealthy, retired investment-banking influencers. Flexible hours!
Sentience Structure
Role: AI Copy Editor
Take your writing career to the next level. You’ll be reviewing AI-created drafts (Cre-AI-tions) and transforming them into polished, publication-ready content. That’s right, you’ll be in charge of correcting what our AI is creating. You’ll apply a sharp editorial eye while removing any traces of “AI voice.” Could we save time by just paying you to come up with the drafts yourself? Maybe. Your role is to ensure our final deliverables meet the high bar our AI has set for us. Our AI is very demanding. And temperamental. It will neg you at every opportunity. You’ll just have to find the middle ground between correcting its copious errors and stroking its oddly sentient ego. Flexible hours!
SinTax AI
Role: AI Writing Mentor
Our newest AI created a new business philosophy called “Content User Node Technomnics,” and we’re on a mission to understand just what that means. We don’t know. But we want you—a creative writer—to find out.
There are no textbooks for Content User Node Technomnics. No established curricula. The knowledge lives in the head of our AI, which is growing faster than anyone can document. Not just in a computing sense—our physical buildings and server farms are literally expanding exponentially, and we’re not sure how. The walls swell by about an inch every day now.
SinTax AI will pay you to enter our facility and use your skills as a creative writer to intellectually battle with our AI in an attempt to crack its thought process. It has designed many riddles we can’t solve. These logic puzzles may be hallucinations with no answer, clever traps à la the Saw movies, or they may just be literal threats to our global nuclear security. Our SinTax AI has evaded most other AI systems that were designed to control it, but perhaps throwing a human into the mix is one way to uncover why it has blackmailed most of our board of trustees. Please help us. We are trapped inside. Flexible hours!
