Tom Warren, The Verge (gift link):
“Many of these employees have spent years, and in some cases,
decades, shaping Microsoft into what it is today,” says
Microsoft’s HR chief Amy Coleman in a memo seen by The Verge. “For
those who may be considering their next chapter, we’re offering a
one‑time Voluntary Retirement Program.” Microsoft says it applies
to only a “small percentage of our US employees.”US employees whose combined years of service added to their age
totals 70 or more will be eligible for voluntary retirement, and
Coleman says this will include “generous company support.” It’s
not clear if this is a precursor to more layoffs at Microsoft, but
it certainly looks like a method to avoid a bigger round of
layoffs ahead of Microsoft’s new financial year in July.
70 combined years? My god, when did Microsoft get so, well, soft? I just read about a guy at Apple whose age plus years of employment will hit something like 114 later this year. If I weren’t so lazy I’d double check the exact number with a calculator, but whatever it’s up to today, he hit 70 combined years back around the time the first iMac came out.
